One small step for man, one giant leap for Labbit-kind...

...And leaping's kinda hard when your legs are as short and nubbin-y as mine are. Well, here I am on the Internet. This is going to be fun! I'm a little nervous, 'cause I'm kind of a shy fella, but I wanted an outlet for all my creative explosions of awesomeness and also a way to express my adventures! With pictures! Of me!

 

Here's a close up of Gerard. My mustache. Oh, I'm there too! Hey, good-lookin'!

 

 

I try to keep my mustache in mint condition. But not with actual mints. Food in your 'stache does not impress the ladies. It's all about the conditioner. Although when I'm feeling fancy I have been known to use gel.

 

 

But don't think I'm too vain. I just think a Labbit is entitled to be proud of his mustache. One of life's simple pleasures, I say. Gerard and I have been together for as long as I can remember! He's like a brother to me. A brother that never, ever leaves my side. Or my face.

 

 

Oh, I guess I should mention that I'm going off to college in a few weeks. Well, two colleges, actually. I'm just super-duper smart, I guess. But what's really happening is my mommies are going off to school and they're taking me with them! So they'll get to share in all my adventures, and meet all my new friends, and I'll help them study when they're having a tough time. I think I'll blend in really well. I may not look that intellectually challenging, but my knowledge of Shakespearean sonnets will knock your metaphorical socks off. Keep your real ones on, please. For all of our sakes.

 

(I didn't want to say this in front of everyone, but your feet smell. Please see a doctor.)